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A man had been drinking at a pub all night. The
bartender finally said that
the bar was closing. So the man stood up to leave and
fell flat on his face.
He tried to stand one more time; same result. He
figured he'd crawl outside
and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him
up.
Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face. So
he decided to crawl
the 4 blocks to his home. When he arrived at the door
he stood up and again
fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and
into his bedroom.
When he reached his bed he tried one more time to
stand up. This time he
managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell
right into bed and was
sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.
He was wakened the next morning to his wife standing
over him, shouting,
"So, you've been out drinking again!!"
"What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on an
innocent look.
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"The pub called -- you left your wheelchair there."
ahhh, another cruel one, lol!
Oh wow! hahahahahahahahaha!
hahahaha. that was funny